Hacking Awareness Gifts

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Gadget geek.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Can't even hold signs well.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

"Boy, has it been hacked!"