Hacker Humorist Mugs

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Hardware and software

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Chef copy robot

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."