Hacker Humorist Gifts

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."