Hilarious Hacker Mugs

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"You are still here."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Robot Robber

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

AI Summit

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Religion and technology.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."