Cybersecurity Humorist Mugs

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

'Don't think of it as having no computer. Think of it as having the ultimate internet security program.'

"Trust me, I have nothing to hide! Look, I'm using unprotected WiFi!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Airport Security.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Hardware and software

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.