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'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Latest science behind social distancing advice

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

The Ten Resolutions

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

Life before fitness trackers.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'