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"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

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Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

New Year's Resolutions

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

Smoking away money.

"He never closes the door when he leaves, which is strange because he hates when I leave a tab open."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"I would have gone on a run."