Habit Tracking Pillows

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Latest science behind social distancing advice

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

The Ten Resolutions

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Life before fitness trackers.

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"