Habit Tolerance Guru T-Shirts

"Jack and I have learned to accept each other's idiosyncrasies, like my passion for cashew brittle, and his going out every night and not coming home until dawn."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

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'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

'Your time is up!'

'Do the patches help?'

'Still on the diet pills, huh?'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

Rogue Elephant.

'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'