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"Well, back to the grind."

'Well, well, well...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

GM Foods.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Have you been eating right?'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'