Habit Tolerance Guru Pillows

"Jack and I have learned to accept each other's idiosyncrasies, like my passion for cashew brittle, and his going out every night and not coming home until dawn."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Your time is up!'

'Do the patches help?'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'

'Still on the diet pills, huh?'

Rogue Elephant.

'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'

'I wish you wouldn't bite your nails.'