Habit Swapper Gifts

"I'm ready to switch"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I'm coping.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'Do the patches help?'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

'That's not what I meant when I said you should change your habits!'

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'