Gym Jester Pillows

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Women in a cross country race

Keep Fit.

Beer Order

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'