Gym Jester Prints

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Beer Order

Women in a cross country race

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Keep Fit.

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'