Gym Jesters Pillows

Stationary mountain bike.

"I hate performance review season."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Beer Order

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

Rugby oldies

Heavy syrup

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."