Gym Etiquette Guru Pillows

"I had no idea not wiping off gym equipment after a workout is a deadly sin."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."