Gym Etiquette Guru Mugs

"I had no idea not wiping off gym equipment after a workout is a deadly sin."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."