Gym Bunny Gifts

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Man and dog on treadmills.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Will I still be married?'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'That's our group plan.'

Academy.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'