Gym Bunny Gifts

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Man and dog on treadmills.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'Will I still be married?'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'That's our group plan.'

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Stork doing weight training.

Academy.

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'