Cardio Bunnies Gifts

Social media break at spin class.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Your future looks charming.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Work out buddies.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

Stationary mountain bike.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"You sure you've done this before."

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'Honey, we have guests coming for Easter dinner. Please trim your nose hare!'

Euro rabbits.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

"Help...Help...I can't swim!"

' I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this...I'm just too chicken.'