Guy Fawkes Night Gifts

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Guy Fawkes calendar

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

Acme Firework Company

"Here's 7p, don't bother me for a week!"

1605 - Guy Fawkes bitterly regrets leaving his matches at home.

"Hand over the cash, or I set it off"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Top floor, please.'

Fawkes - 'Before we start blowing people up I think we need to issue a clear mission statement outlining our aims.'

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

'You idiot Fawkes, I said 'gunpowder, treason and plot!''

"Penny for the guy. . ?"

"I wonder how many nights November fifth will last this year?"

Penny for Guy Offer

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Mummy, are you so very awfully upset at Pater wasting all that money on that big firework?"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

A Penny for the Savile Guy.

Gigantic Firework Display

Bonfire

Penny for the Guy

Bath Bonfire

Firework Disaster

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