Gurus And Sages Fan Pillows

Yes, I know all the answers to everything. Why do you ask?

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

Getting to Know You

Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Third eye

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

'No kidding? -- I'm an ex-Catholic myself!'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'