Guru Teachings Pillows

Add a touch of enlightenment and humor to any space with our guru teachings-themed pillows—perfect for meditation corners or cozy nooks dedicated to spiritual reflection.

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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Kirsten Johnson

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Guru.

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.' mockup

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

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"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments." mockup

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

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OM, SWEET OM

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus. mockup

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

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'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.' mockup

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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"I thought I'd be lonely at the top." mockup

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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"I'm referring you to a specialist." mockup

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.' mockup

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

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Guru Teachings Pillows Collection

Guru Teachings Mugs

Explore our collection of guru teachings mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring gift for any spiritual enthusiast.

Guru Teachings Prints

Browse our inspiring and humorous prints featuring guru teachings to decorate your home or meditation area.

Guru Teachings T-Shirts

Check out our guru-inspired t-shirts—funny, witty, and perfect for those who love a touch of humor in their spiritual wardrobe.