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I can't help you with the meaning of life, I'm a stock market guru

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Tartine

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Soaring Profits

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Guru.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Quiz Night...

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'