Guru Observer Gifts

Searching for a gift for your guru observer? Our collection of fun and clever items is designed for creative minds who enjoy observing and interpreting the world around them. Whether they’re into art, introspection, or simply love a good laugh, you'll find something that resonates. These products make it easy to show appreciation for their insightful personality and creative spirit, whether for a special occasion or just because.

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'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?' mockup

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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Guru.

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.' mockup

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.' mockup

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

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OM, SWEET OM

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus. mockup

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.' mockup

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

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'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.' mockup

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

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"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse." mockup

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

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'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.' mockup

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

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Sing along with Mueller

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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"I thought I'd be lonely at the top." mockup

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

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Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Changes in the economic policy of the state. mockup

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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"I'm referring you to a specialist." mockup

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

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'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch." mockup

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

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Guru Observer Gifts Collection

Guru Observer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for creative observers—witty, insightful, and perfect for their morning brew.

Guru Observer Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that celebrate observation and creativity—ideal for the thoughtful, artistic personality.

Guru Observer Prints

Discover prints that speak to their creative soul—perfect for decorating spaces with insight and wit.

Guru Observer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts for the guru observer—funny, clever, and perfect for expressing their unique perspective in daily wear.