Gunslinging Goof Gifts

Not at all O.K. Corral

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I hate this time of year."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."