Gunslinging Goof Pillows

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I hate this time of year."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Santa's family holding firearms

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'