Birdwatching Goof Pillows

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

Geese's Thoughts.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

French Early Bird

Songbird.

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Hazards of mouse painting

"I think he just ashed on me."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Rhea of the Year.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Man and bird

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Thanks for keeping my eggs warm Liz... Hope I haven't been too long...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"