Gun Law Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't pull any funny stuff. Under the 'Stand your ground' law, if you threaten me, I have the right to protect myself.'

"Gaming is to blame for all these mass shootings."

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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

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'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Especially modified you say..."

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"