Gun Law Enthusiast Pillows

"Gaming is to blame for all these mass shootings."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Especially modified you say..."

Lady Justice.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'