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'I actually wanted to open a lemonade stand, but there was too much red tape and regulation...'

'Well, they allow morons to buy guns, don't they...?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

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Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

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"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."