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'I actually wanted to open a lemonade stand, but there was too much red tape and regulation...'

'Well, they allow morons to buy guns, don't they...?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

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"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Especially modified you say..."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."