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'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"They look like pickles."

"I don't do windows."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"