Gull Spotter Mugs

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I don't do windows."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Airliner

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Two airplanes

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Take me to your feeder,'