Guitar-strumming Football Enthusiast Pillows

Football fan

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Guitar Man.

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"