Guitar-strumming Football Enthusiast Gifts

Football fan

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Punt Cake

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Bears

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'