Football Fan With A Musical Twist Gifts

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Go deep!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Football Delivery

Football Violence

Red Card - Gold Card.