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Need money for lessons

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"

"It's great to see so many new faces her tonight!"

Accountant sings the blues

Falling rock zone (Rock stars falling from mountain/cliff face).

'He's got a really big sound.'

Standing ovation $5.

"Play dead!"

An Old Song Gets A Slight Rewrite.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Early American electric guitar.

Leo Brouwer

Guitar.

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Punk Rock

"You dad has spent your college savings account on guitars."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"I'm playing 'Guitar Salesman Hero'. Want to give it a try?"

"Bad news. You China Shop tour has been cancelled."

Paul Weller

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Cuban layoffs

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Randy Rhodes.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Blind Lemming Jefferson

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

What the @*##!! rhymes with coronavirus?