Guitar Enthusiast Pillows

Need money for lessons

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Accountant sings the blues

"It's great to see so many new faces her tonight!"

"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"

Falling rock zone (Rock stars falling from mountain/cliff face).

Standing ovation $5.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'He's got a really big sound.'

Guitar.

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Early American electric guitar.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Punk Rock

"You dad has spent your college savings account on guitars."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Cuban layoffs

Blind Lemming Jefferson

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

"I'm playing 'Guitar Salesman Hero'. Want to give it a try?"

What the @*##!! rhymes with coronavirus?

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

Musician

Putin on guitar

Campground Conductor

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nashville

The train on the musical line