Guilty Treat Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm a monster."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Golf escape.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.