Guilty Pleasure Enthusiast Pillows

Satan Fast Food

"What are you watching?"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I'm a monster."

A couple decides what to watch.

Rodeos

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Golf escape.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's my day off."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

The Food of Shame.

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."