Guilty Pleasure Reader Pillows

Patron at book store sees trashy novels displayed in a garbage can.

'It's baseball season!'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm a monster."

A couple decides what to watch.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"It's my day off."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

The Food of Shame.

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

Satan Fast Food

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

Other Walks of Shame