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Patron at book store sees trashy novels displayed in a garbage can.

'It's baseball season!'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm a monster."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

"It's my day off."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

The Food of Shame.

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

Satan Fast Food

"It's deliciously trashy."

Other Walks of Shame