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Other Walks of Shame

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm a monster."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Golf escape.

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"It's my day off."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

The Food of Shame.

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

What do you like most about presents?

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'