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A couple decides what to watch.

Other Walks of Shame

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm a monster."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

"It's my day off."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

The Food of Shame.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

What do you like most about presents?

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'