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A couple decides what to watch.

Other Walks of Shame

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I'm a monster."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Golf escape.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Person Reading For Pleasure

The Food of Shame.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

What do you like most about presents?

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'