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"Wait! I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Starvation Watching

A couple decides what to watch.

"He did it!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Reading room

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Golf escape.

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"It's my day off."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Get ready."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Police Line Up.

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."