Tv Guilty Pleasure Seeker Mugs

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Reading room

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Golf escape.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Get ready."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

The Food of Shame.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Police Line Up.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret