Guilty Pleasure Lover Mugs

Golf escape.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm a monster."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"It's my day off."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

Trump in a prison cell.

Satan Fast Food

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

"It's deliciously trashy."

Other Walks of Shame

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"