Guilty Pleasure Admirer Mugs

"It's deliciously trashy."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm a monster."

Company Ink.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"It's my day off."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Antonio Banderas

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

Satan Fast Food

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

Other Walks of Shame