Guilty Treat Enthusiast Prints

"I'm a monster."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"It's my day off."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

The Food of Shame.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Pack of oreos.

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'