Guilt-free Living Advocates Gifts

Guilt-relief olde grain cereal.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Feeling guilty? Florest

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Biker Hell No

Taggers rest retirement village

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

Hermit

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

'Stop feeling so guilty about flying, you're giving off carbon emissions.'

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."