Guidance Officer Gifts

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'